I love my new “duckie”! It’s cute and feels fantastic, especially in the shower 😉 however, I docked a star because anything above the second setting is not very quiet, and unfortunately when you live with others, such things have to be considered. Definitely worth it, just have the TV playing or something as a sound buffer!

Welp. I decided to give it a go because I had heard people raving about these types of stimulators before and I found the cute little design to be attractive to my poultry-loving self.. so a ten minutes in to my alone time and there I was.. thinking, “hm. I mean, it’s nice. But my girlfriend knows exactly the spot to hit.. and these settings aren’t that great. There’s not much difference between them..” but I had to readjust because I was getting a leg cramp. And BYE JINGEES DID I ADJUST..!! just the SLIGHTEST change in the positioning of that little ducky’s snout WHILE ON THE SECOND LOWEST SPEED, had me quaking — I said quaking. Not quacking. But could you imagine? There was enough power (when on exactly the right angle) behind that little rubber ducky to send me for a loop in just seconds. Guess it’s time to throw in the towel on any future relationship — I got me a rubber ducky!