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Mr. Limpy Small - 3.5" Soft Packer

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 10 reviews
Color
Mr. Limpy Vanilla
Mr. Limpy Caramel

The Mr. Limpy Small is the ultimate in realistic detailing at a super affordable price. Made of a real-to-the-touch SuperSkin material it has a life-like squishy texture and matte finish.

Length: 3.5 inches (8.9 cm)

How to Care for Your Soft Packer: Wash with soap and water and allow to air dry. Dust with cornstarch to restore matte finish.

average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 10 reviews
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10 Reviews
Reviewed by Jay
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Good

I bought this packer about a week and a half ago, and I've decided that I've spent enough time with it at this point to give it a review. I bought the Flesh color, and I find that even that size gives me quite an impressive bulge. It definitely isn't small despite the name - it is perfectly average and at times, I even feel like it looks a little big, depending on the fit of my pants. What people don't seem to realize is that most men aren't very large when they're flaccid - of course, everyone's body is different. I am very happy with the shape of the packer as well, as it looks very natural in my underwear. The packer is also detailed, which I did not expect from the product image. I don't have a frame of reference for whether it feels like the real thing if someone were to, say, cup or squeeze it, but it seems to me like it isn't too firm. I don't know what its longevity will be, but at its price point I would be satisfied if I had to replace it after a couple of months. I would happily make this purchase again.

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Reviewed by Jean
I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
Review posted

Good enough.

This works well as a packer. I got the smallest size and was not disappointed. People who are beginning should get the smaller size to start out with. Very realistic look and feel (sorta), soft and comfortable.

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Design
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Reviewed by LB
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Strongly recommended for a first packer!

Now some people say the balls are too big but honestly everything about this packer is perfect I think. I pack laying it down to one side and it looks perfect. I also ordered the size bigger.... as every other review I’ve read said too - the balls are way too small on the bigger one. It’s weird and top heavy. Anyway, I absolutely LOVE this packer and the price is great with a tremendous value. And it has a lot of detail for a cheap packer.

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Rated -2 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Soft, 0 is Medium and 2 is Firm
Design
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Reviewed by Skylar
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

10/10 would recommend.

I got the small first, and it's way too big to pack realistically. Then I got the XS, and it is the perfect size for packing. I love it! It gives enough of a bulge to look realistic in underwear and make me feel great without looking like I'm sporting a hard on. I use it with pocket boxer briefs and it stays in place even when running.

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Design
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Reviewed by Eli B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Wonderful and Affordable!

I know this is sometimes bought as a gag gift, but I bought this as a packer.

I watched and read so many reviews about different packers, and this one was rated the top across the board. I can see why!

It is sturdy and well made, but also soft and flexible. It's also easy to clean! For those concerned with detail, the details are surprisingly realistic for how inexpensive it is, though the color is flat (it doesn't bother me but it might bother others). I should also mention, when wearing it pointed down it does create quite the bulge, even in the smallest size. But maybe you want that. ;)

Personally, this has eliminated so much of my dysphoria and helped me experience EUphoria! I feel complete when I "wear" it. So grateful for this product!

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